Saturday, May 31, 2008
More randomness.
Rhymes of the day:
1.Blackie Darlie :D (JASPER!!)
Da Quote
jesslin: jasper: ohhh hi blackie! lying through your DARLIE teeth :D
2.I ROCK. YOU COCK! xD
Whoops. Somehow I recall that someone has my bloglink.. And he/she is not supposed to read da word COCK.. ._.
EDITED: Striked off some words that are not suppsoed to be seen by my aunt... =x Yeah you can't see le right? Mmmhmmm Ohyeah~ xD
And...
Lame things that I say -.-
[a=1][c=20]---x@ x[[MisaMisax3XiangXiang ☠ ;(:8)( x): FIVE posts o.0[/c=30][/a] says:
im going to sembawang
[a=1][c=20]---x@ x[[MisaMisax3XiangXiang ☠ ;(:8)( x): FIVE posts o.0[/c=30][/a] says:
and
[a=1][c=20]---x@ x[[MisaMisax3XiangXiang ☠ ;(:8)( x): FIVE posts o.0[/c=30][/a] says:
city hall
[a=1][c=20]---x@ x[[MisaMisax3XiangXiang ☠ ;(:8)( x): FIVE posts o.0[/c=30][/a] says:
on money
[a=1][c=20]---x@ x[[MisaMisax3XiangXiang ☠ ;(:8)( x): FIVE posts o.0[/c=30][/a] says:
monday
[a=1][c=20]---x@ x[[MisaMisax3XiangXiang ☠ ;(:8)( x): FIVE posts o.0[/c=30][/a] says:
=.=
Am i money faced? o_O Like FURRIE... o_O
$_$
Oh well. tatas xD
ME? Suffering from ADHD? AHHH I DON'T BELIEVE!!!!
I'LL PROVE TO YA I'M NOT!
Wikipedia definition:
Attention-Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD), is a neurobehavioral developmental disorder affecting about 3-5% of the world's population under the age of 19. It typically presents itself during childhood, and is characterized by a persistent pattern of inattention and/or hyperactivity, as well as forgetfulness, poor impulse control or impulsivity, and distractibility.
1) Inattention?
Nooo! Since when do I not pay attention in class! I listen in class ALL THE TIME okay! And I NEVER do sleep in class!
2) Hyperactivity?
Nooo! I'm never hyper! I don't jump around singing "mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb" in lyrics like " WHOEVER gives birth to maomaochong, maomaochong, maomaochong~! Maomaochong becomes bobo~~ Then becomes AHGONG!"
3) Forgetfulness?
Nooo! I don't search around my bag for my wallet when it's already in my hands! I don't say "Erm, by the way" then stones for a moment, and go like, "Har? what was I going to say?"
4) Impulsitivity
Nooo! I don't buy random stuffs I see in shopping malls and completely lose interest later! I'm sooo not hot tempered!
5) Distractibility
Nooo! I dont get distracted easily! I don't lsoe focus during lessons when I suddenly hear a cat meow and searches around for the cat!
IN CONCLUSION, I do not have any of the above mentioned symptoms, and therefore, I DO NOT SUFFER FROM ADHD, OR RANDOMNESS!
*ouch my shoulder hurts for kiaping my cellphone while on the phone with reeve and typing this*
Huh? What? WHAT proves I'm random?!
Nah, you're CRAZY.
That's it for the day~ Byebye!! :DDDDD
*Damn I'm hungry... =x*
Well here's a true ghost story.. Happened to me yesterday. Don't view the pictures if you have a weak heart :// Press the x on your top right hand corner. I don't want any viewers to suffer asthma attacks...
Last night.. Being the usual teenager.. I was being zilian and taking photos of myself. But when I viewed the photos... I saw....
A ghost.
First picture:
*crawls towards you*
2nd picture
*stares*
3rd picture
STARES HARDER at you.
4th picture..
ROARRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5th picture...
YEAH! =D *poses*
---------------------------THE END-----------------------
Told ya I'm so not lame :DDDD
Read this line if you're a moron: It's myself actually =x
I'm done doing retarded stuffs! One more WORDY post to wrap today up!
Stay tuned to THEBAICHICHANNEL xD
OHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYY TIANNNNNNNNNNNN.
LEONG JIAMING, YOU'RE SO DEAD MAN.
I'M GONNA KILL YOU PERSONALLY. BE HONOURED YEAH?
ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR %$#%$#^#$^#
T__T Sobsob... XIAOYI DONT READ MY BLOG LURH THIS FOR TEENAGERS TO READ ONLY ;X (I'm not indirectly saying youre old o.0 or am i? =x) NOOOOO
JIAMING ITS ALL YOUR FAULT WHO ASKED U TO LINK ME? HURH? HURH?!
Sooooooooo NOT fun when your aunt gets ur bloglink D:
Means can't write alot of stuffs le T___T
*sob*
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Look at my title^
Mmmm, they do. Dont believe me?
Well of course miracles happen! That's why I'm here updating my (dead) blog~
Okayyyy so, what's been going on these few weeks with me?
1. SICK. As in, not in the head. (Actually... in the head too ;x uhh media's fault! influenced me! not mine! =x)
Yeah headaches, flu, coughs, sore throats, dizziness, fever, and sometimes even wanna puke. At the sight of YOU. Nah just joking =x (Let's hope my DM isn't looking at this... -.-) MUACKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~~ Yay spread diseases xD Everybody DIE!
I'm soooooooooooooooo not random. Yeah. Totally not lying.
2. TIRED. Seriously, who wouldn't be? With all the traumas and sleeping at timings like, 12-5 am every night. Well, at least I managed to get some sleep during lessons.. (You didnt see that! You didnt!)
3. EMO. Huh yes I know I know.. -.- Give me a sweet will ya? =) And I'll TRANSFORM into the cheerful hyper girl =D Robots in disguise -.- (Geez I'm lame) Really uh.. With all those craps about betrayal.. Guys make much better friends than girls ._. At least, they don't betray nor backstab.
PS: Suyi, you yourself also say she sucks le, still visit her blog and let her friends scold you for? Ignore that kind of person la..
And her.. Leaving friends for new ones just because she thinks I'm boring. Such a nice girl huh.. I was so blind to not realise what kind of person she was. To think she said that "i also nvr ask u to cry for me" -.- Jeez, can't believe I was so stupid to actually bother about this kind of person.
Yeah and I emo-ed for a kinda long time.. (Which was so dumb) And I thought that no one in this world are my true friends.. But was I so wrong. They were right beside me all along just that I didnt realise.
Yesterday.. My mum suddenly gave me a new watch. One bright pink hello kitty one.. Which didn't suit sec4s anymore.. But I was so touched ._. That I had to swallow a sob (Why am I so emotional ._.) Made me feel so dumb for not realising that.. My family was behind me all along.
And amanda.. She stayed by me even though she had to go. Thanks~ :D
5 mesos who uses a prepaid card and didn't mind listening to me scream through the phone ranting & wasting his prepaid money. Although he didn't say much.. But.. Its so hard to find a friend who can really listen to you. Thanks loads :D
I'm so used to those people whom I call and
1) Doesn't bother picking up and calling back
2) Picks up and tries to comfort me for awhile, then says that she "GTG, mum scolding" and poofs! Leaves me alone crying. Yeah you helped loads my dear.
Nowadays.. How many people are willing to sacrifice to help their friends? To get scolding for the sake of comforting them through the phone. How many are willing to dash out of the house to find you when they hear that you are chased out of your house? In this selfish Singaporean society.. I'm afraid that these friends are rare. Really rare.
I'm really fortunate that I have found such great friends :D So uh, I'm not going to emo so much le :D
4. LAZY. As always ._. Its time to chiong~~ Midyears then prelims. Then O levels. Damn you jess, start mugging la. (and why in the world am I still here blogging? o.0 OH YES YOU EMMA, YOU ASKED ME TO! SEE! NOT MY FAULT IM NOT STUDYING! ;x)
5. ****SICK. ;x *shy*
Be proud of me!!! 6 more days to 100days!! :D x3 YAYYYYYYYYYY~~~
LALALA TV TIME!!!! (oh man, when will i go " MUGGING TIME!!!!" with the same enthusiasm -.-)
Byebye :D
LOL READ THIS SO FUNNY ;X Friday, May 09, 2008
Singaporeans' trademark :D
Make sentences with numbers 12345678910 in english! even the angmohs cant do it ;x
We are soooo unique n smart right ;x
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1.
This is what he came up with.....
1 (one) day I go 2 (to) climb a 3 (tree) outside a house to peep.But the
couple saw me, so I panic and 4 (fall) own.The man rushed out and wanted to 5
(five) with me.I ran until I fell 6 (six) and threw up.So I go into 7-eleven(i
think 7 eleven is pretty understood right?? =D)and grabbed some 8 (eggs) to
throw at him.Then I took a 9 (knife) and try to stab at him.10 (thank) God he
run away.
10 (thank) I put the 9 (knife) back and pay for the 8 (eggs) and left
7-eleven.Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. (sick)He said 5 ,
(fine) tomorrow also no need to come back 4 (for) work.He also asked me to go
climb a 3 (tree) and jump down.I don't understand.I am so nice 2 (to) him but I
don't know what he 1. (want) D:
Sunday, May 04, 2008
To ting^2
well let me reply ur rebut bit by bit.
Firstly, if you think I annoy you, why should you bother to read my blog -.- Oh god, did I EVER force you to? (oh and, stop showing off to my friend how smart you are by telling her all the subjs u take or wadsoever k -.-
a) Oh, are you my MUM? Or my friend? Do i even KNOW you? Well no, it has nothing to do with you even if I'm stupid for being dedicated. When was being dedicated ever a WRONG? And hello, since when did I EVER have online boyfriends? I only know some of my boyfriends through gatherings and outing from games. Please, I meet up and date with them in REALITY. Don't assume stuffs and sentence someone before you clarify things. HELLO, you're like FOURTEEN? How much experience do you have in bgr? What right do you have to say these? Like, probably you were never in a serious relationship? Kindergarden.. You mean yourself? :D You seriously are NOT MY MUM -.- and trust someone who called me a bitch when she doesnt know me?
b) Did I? omigosh.. I don't remember ): FOR YOUR INFO UH, I DID NOT GO SHOPPING WITH HER PLEASE. The previous time I went out with her was to KBOX, and that was like, in holidays or smth? I never went shopping with her before although I'll like very much to ): Surely, if she doesn't want to, she could have rejected my offer? & come on, I only chat with her for like.. hmm. 10minutes? For a month? What has it got to do with fashion -.- Don't digress. Uh, PLEASE, I'm ahving my o's this year, and I still listen to her problems, and I never did blame her for it. If she had blamed me I would never have talked to her FOR THAT 10 MINS OR SOMETHING, cause apparently THAT WOULD AFFECT HER STUDYING FOR 10 WHOLE FUCKING MINUTES AND THUS DESTROY HER WHOLE FUTURE =O What a cliche -.- If you say you won't dwell on it then what for mention this? What an irony. Indeed a common mistake of the immature. (And hello, she did well for psle pls -.-)
c) Ohmigawd, did I EVER say I know her better? -.- Which part of my arguement shows I did? Bad inferencial skills, go study your SS. Stop thinking you're ALWAYS RIGHT, it really mortifys me. Creepy indeed. Oh please, what did I influence her on? You come tell me uh :] Guys ah? Before she knew me she already had such problems please-.-
d) O.O Nownow, did I say I was smart? Or was it YOU who keeps trying to prove that you are, but simply failing desperately? Uhoh, did I ever say I have a gang? oh my oh my, I'm a good kid, really ):
Yeah, I could kill someone and then tell the police I "was kinda in a bad mood then", and then I wouldn't have to get sentenced for it. Tsk, you seem to be HINTING that I'm a bimbo gosh. Aw, I'm not even pretty, sorry ): and I really dont consider myself stupid either.
Yeah and for the last time, I DON'T date people online -.- Assume assume assume. GOSH. I'm doing fine with my currect boyfriend now, and I'm VERY HAPPY. Seriously, life can never be a fairytale, I don't mind experiencing the happiness even if its for a short while and getting hrut later. In fact, I have trust and faith in this current relationship, we have been toegther for 2 months and there weren't any major problems. We even met up with both sides of the family already. No its not a way to fill up the empty heart, stop assuming again -.-
EW, FOR THE LAST TIME, YOU'RE NOT MY MUM. QUIT TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, ITS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING ASS' BUSINESS. GO EAT YOUR DOG POO AND STOP CALLING ME GIRL. YOU'RE YOUNGER AND WAY MORE IMMATURE. -.-
Those uninvolved, please don't read the following alright, it may spoil your day.
TO TING^2 (not Brande, I meant Jesslyn's friend):
What the fuck is wrong with you? Just because I'm Jesslyn's online friend i should get insulted and get called a bitch for nothing? __ Just because you think online friends are a bad influence you think you can scold me for no reason? Well, I think you're just plain stupid and wet behind the ears, stop doing childish things alright. Guess who's the bad influence now? Someone who made friends online and became close friends with Jesslyn, or someone who scolded another for lame reasons? What did I even do wrong, MAKING FRIENDS? Did you EVER see me harm her in ANY WAY? DID YOU?
Please, she has her own freedom and minds, she doesn't need you, missBOSY, to help her choose her friends. Shes 14, for god's sake, not TEN.
& you think you're sooo smart just because you can scold me a WORD (bitch) in french? Is that it?
Then
Yama shinaide __ Shimatta no yoosei, shinde kudasai!
Just because I play online games doesn't mean I am a bad influence __
Idiot, don't stereotype people or look down on people just because they play games.
Thats such a low level intepretation please. Go back to primary 1 -.-
If you still think you're so smart then come debate with me on msn, I'm waiting.
xiyao_92@hotmail.com =)
FURRIE: (thinking.. What a nice and wonderful day to rob people~ whee~~)
FURRIE: (thinks: EH?! O.O That fat pig is holding...)
PORKIE: Har? Yes?
PORKIE: Har? *stares at furrie blurly*
PORKIE: Har? Oh.. Um.. Okay! *spots something on the wall*
PORKIE: (Thinks:.......................Oh hey that looks ....familiar... Oh well. Must be me imagining things again... xD)
*CAUGHT*.